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my dick, comes complete.... ....with money, fashion, handsomeness, double entendre....and plenty of ellipses... ....for all the ladies.

cherrycoloured-funk asked: i want to ride u like a horse

oh… lady… horse riding can be quite a unique experience… as i do like riding horses myself… i find that my sagginess feels youthful… when ever so slightly “smooshed” against that  knobby thing on the saddle…..it’s like i never left my twenties…

as for riding me in such a way….my knob may feel gentle and soothing…and sensual…i may need to take a Bayer™ in case of cardiac arrest and/or stroke… but i assure you…dear lady… that with time, my leather will be the drug you need….

my dick.

Anonymous asked: mr ferry, are wedge heels considered "slutty"? i want your dick so i need to wear sexy shoes but all i have are wedges

i don’t give a shit about your shoes…only thing i care about is if you’re a slut.

ennuibabyface asked: Where did you go?!

i went to dick land where there were only dicks that were my dick because all the dicks in the world and in the land that matter about dicks are my dicks because my dick….