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The Last Time I Went to America…

…. i ended up buying a pack of Mistys. they are the type of cigarettes 35-65 year old women purchase if they are single and have a vaginal canal filled with pumpkins and all sorts of dust. … also, i felt frilly at the time of my adventure.

no…i just bought them, as i was quite attracted to the……………….

…………………………………box.

misty pink and sea foam green, inside were twenty…elongated….white pillars of hope and despair.

it always makes me think that i am singing to ladies, quite in tune and upfront within their fine linen skirts and all those things that give my old man balls a super pumped up “Heyyyy what u up 2 2nite?

being the fine gentleman that i am, i strolled down 5th avenue in nyc…oh how cliche that the only sac i saw was my own? dangling and free bawlin’ like tom petty’s own.

raise your lady hands if you caught the joke… sacs….5th avenue…. wynonna ryder was not present.

i stopped into a russian hub bub and asked for some soupe. yes…ladies, soupe. the extra E makes the soup very fine. i ate turnips and onions and then i saw a man at my side eating the same soupe.

i asked, “do you like your soupe?

he said, “i like soupe…but i wish it had potatoes in it”

i asked why.

he replied, “because i am bono”

i looked and saw that it was, indeed,bono.

i then took out my pack of Mistys, and dipped it into my own soupe… went to the loo, and flushed the …..box…down the toilet.

i never saw bono again….

szoy asked: What are ur thoughts on David byrne

i think he possess the ability to be a great milk man….it makes me think of the times i spent in Central New York on tour and the petrol stations there, The Byrne Dairy had quite a lot of good dairy products….

in my day i would pour creme all over my own fizzy wiggie and the like, feeling it’s smooth creme like effect filling…every….pore…on my…body….

he’s ok.