my dick, comes complete.... ....with money, fashion, handsomeness, double entendre....and plenty of ellipses... ....for all the ladies.

Anonymous asked: mr ferry, are wedge heels considered "slutty"? i want your dick so i need to wear sexy shoes but all i have are wedges

i don’t give a shit about your shoes…only thing i care about is if you’re a slut.

ennuibabyface asked: Where did you go?!

i went to dick land where there were only dicks that were my dick because all the dicks in the world and in the land that matter about dicks are my dicks because my dick….